1. Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?

Answer: Because it was too far for them to crawl.

  1.  Why was the Irish river so rich?

Answer: Because it had 2 banks.

  1. Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun of their height?

Answer: Only a little.

  1. What do you call a leprechaun’s vacation home?

Answer: A Lepre-condo.

  1. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?

Answer: Because regular rocks are too heavy.

  1. What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls?

Answer: Rick O’Shea.

  1. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?

Answer: A sham rock.

  1. Why do so many people live in Ireland?

Answer: Because the capital is always Dublin.

  1. Did you hear about the leprechaun who worked at the diner?

Answer: He was a short order cook.

  1. Where would you find a leprechaun baseball team?

Answer: In the Little League.

  1. What does a leprechaun call a tall happy man wearing green?

Answer: The Jolly Green Giant.

  1. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?

Answer: He’s Dublin over with laughter.